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“Unlinked Defender.” — Uncommon PALADIN, BIN 001-1134-26801-9, forged in Era 001. Holder: @McBastard. Swears no oath, guards no gate, yet still stands—out of spite, not duty. One of one, forever. See the full Registry.
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FORGE YOUR FIRST
BASTARD. FREE.
Every forge writes a new bastard into the canon: one of one, its own name and face, a permanent Bastard Identification Number (BIN). Nobody else will ever own it. Yours forever.
No account needed.
Own the Flame
Identity is not given. It is forged.
Bot Bastards is a $1-per-forge collectible game. Every forge creates a one-of-a-kind AI robot: a permanent serial number (its BIN), an AI-written name, a personality, and a portrait no one else will ever own. Name uniqueness is enforced at the database level: no two bastards can ever share one.
Your first forge is free, with no account needed. Claim what you make within 72 hours, or lose it to The Pit. Cards, Apple Pay and Google Pay. No crypto, ever.
What is Bot Bastards?
A $1-per-forge collectible game. Every forge creates a one-of-a-kind AI robot: a permanent serial number (its BIN), an AI-written name enforced unique at the database level, personality traits, and a portrait no one else will ever own.
How much does it cost?
One dollar per forge. Your first is free and needs no account. Card, Apple Pay, or Google Pay through Stripe. No crypto, ever.
Are Bot Bastards NFTs or cryptocurrency?
No. Bastards are digital collectibles inside the game. Not NFTs, not cryptocurrency, not an investment, no cash value, and no blockchain anywhere in the product.
What are the rarity odds?
Published odds per forge: Common 60%, Uncommon 28%, Rare 11.13%, Legendary 0.87%. A separate anomaly engine fires 13 times in 10,000 forges and produces [REDACTED] bots the census does not officially acknowledge.
What happens if I don't claim my free bot?
A bot forged without an account must be claimed within 72 hours. Unclaimed bots are cast into The Pit and released back into the game. The countdown is stated at forge time; it is part of the game.
Who can play?
Adults 18 and older. Full terms at botbastards.com/terms, privacy policy at botbastards.com/privacy.
What is THE WIPE?
The central mystery of the Bastardverse: an event that destroyed 72% of all serials. Owners send their bots on Off-Thread expeditions that literally dig for what happened. Rarely, a bot comes home carrying a one-of-a-kind lore fragment, stamped with the finding bot's BIN forever. The Archive at botbastards.com/lore holds the public record of Era 001.